Sues of Final Fantasy

Fanifction Title:Me? Help save Gaia?
Final Fantasy Fandom: Final Fantasy VIII
Culprit Author's Name: the-dark-summoner231



Full Name (plus titles if any): Dark
Full Species(es): Human/Summnor

Hair Color (include adjectives): I do not know why, but I picture him with curly black hair…
Eye Color (include adjectives): Color changing eyes: a tell-tale sign of a Stu. *shakes head sadly*
Clothing Description: a black hooded cloak, and under that was a leather vest
Appearance: N/A


Unusual Markings/Colorations: N/A
Special Possessions (if any): A pair of daggers he is given by Zidane.
Special Virtue: 1337 magic/fighting skillz
Special "Flaw": Dark had a problem. He didn't have many friends, he was addicted to video games (may they live forever), and he was........ a bit over weight. Not to big, if you can call a 7th grader who weighs 135 normal. He is over weight, because, he is addicted to video games (may they live forever)! For the second time today, has a mouth like a sailor.

Annoying Origin: Her mother’s womb.
Annoying Connections Has played FFIX.
Annoying Special Abilities: Is a summnor that only does black magic.
Other Annoying Traits: Besides the usual? No.

Notes: At first I was going to question on if I should report this story, but by the second paragraph, I decided this really was a Gary Stu.

( Maybe it’s the third entry of today, but honest to fucking god, these people cannot come up with anything original. )

Fanifction Title:A Night To Remember If this is a lemon in disguise, I'm gunna be pissed.
Final Fantasy Fandom: Final Fantasy VIII
Culprit Author's Name: Queen Dagger



Full Name (plus titles if any): I until the third chapter where we learn her name is Kaitlyn.
Full Species(es): Human

Hair Color (include adjectives): N/A
Eye Color (include adjectives): N/A
Clothing Description: N/A
Appearance: 5ft 7in


Unusual Markings/Colorations: N/A
Special Possessions (if any): None…
Special Virtue: None. Hey, finally a sue without a special 1337 virture!
Special "Flaw": A middle schooler with ADD. Oh, and apparently she is an outcast at her school. Aww….=’( Poowh hewh.

Annoying Origin: Her mother’s womb.
Annoying Connections Has played FFIX.
Annoying Special Abilities: Not running out of energy.
Other Annoying Traits: Besides the authors lack of anything going on? No.

Notes: No description, Orlando Bloom appearing, Kuja having an affair with a fairy, Marcus getting a make over. My last two entries weren’t flown blown sues, but, I want to kill the authors nonetheless.

( :GASP: It’s a dream come true!11! )

I just posted the second entry and the HTML fucked up. I'm going to take a break for a bit and try to fix all the bugs on this journal later today.

Good lord, its’ been a while. Just this morning I was looking on the first pages of Fanfiction.net, and I see all these crappy self-insertions. I couldn't possibly decide which author I should bring down a peg or two, so I decided to do them all. Also because its been almost a year with no updates, so I owe you all.

Also, Fanfiction.net changed their links for all the fanfictions, so I’m going to try to get around to updating the links one of these days.

Fanifction Title: As Long As We Remeber If she couldn’t spell remember right, I fear for my brain cells in reading this….
Final Fantasy Fandom: Final Fantasy IX
Culprit Author's Name: Red-eyed dragon gurl

Full Name (plus titles if any): Tori Kiiroi (Hey, it rhymes!”
Full Species: Summnor

Hair Color (include adjectives): Blonde
Eye Color (include adjectives): Green
Clothing Description: Not described</i>
Appearance: “a girl that looked like she was about his age, who had blonde hair and green eyes and a horn.” Oooh, SUCH description!


Unusual Markings/Colorations: Summnor horn.
Special Possessions (if any): None
Special Virtue: Not getting killed for her mouth.
Special "Flaw": Has a mouth like a sailor, cannot summon.
Annoying Origin: Summonor living in the slums of Treno..

Annoying Connections Lived with an OOC Kuja and joins Zidane and co. on their little journey.
Annoying Special Abilities: Has a knowledge of princess Garnet and Dr. Tot, she is also very outgoing to every character.
Other Annoying Traits: Cannot speak Japanese worth shit.
Notes: She “author” is fifteen and cannot even form a sentence? That is truly sad…I do admit that the fanfiction made me chuckle a few times.



( This makes me hate the author more than I hate Republicans.... )

Two more entries then sorting through links. Yay...!

Thanks to getting a reply in my e-mail. I realized I still want to report Mary Sues/Gary Stus. I probably will have a repoty done within the hour.

I'll be posting regularly again in a few weeks. I'm transferring to another school and I need to cram and take my finals early.

Fanifction Title:Half and Half
Final Fantasy Fandom: Final Fantasy IX
Culprit Author's Name: Robshi

Full Name (plus titles if any): Frato Fratley (Fratley being the surname he was given)
Full Species: Half human, half Burmecian

Hair Color (include adjectives): Brown
Eye Color (include adjectives): Blue
Clothing Description: Not described</i>
Appearance: He looked like a normal human, with brown hair and blue eyes, though he had rat ears instead of human ears along with a rat's tail and fingernails and feet to match those of a Burmecian.

Unusual Markings/Colorations: Looking like a human dressed up as a rat, I guess.
Special Possessions (if any): A lance
Special Virtue: A cross between Freya and Fratley in their fighting abilities.
Special "Flaw": He's a half-breed, and arrogant.
Annoying Origin: he was left as a baby in front of the doorstep of Sir "Lion heart" Fratley, someone who had passed away a few years ago. Right now, Frato was currently battling Sir "Lion heart" Fratley's true offspring, Sir "Iron-tail" Fratley, whom Frato looked at as a brother, as well as a mentor.

Annoying Connections So close to Fratley, he thinks of him as a brother and he manages to either piss the canon characters off or hurt them. Badly.
Annoying Special Abilities: DA STRONGEST PERSON EHO EVA LIVED!!!111!
Other Annoying Traits: He's a total ass to everyone and he seems to have a personal cheering squad.

Notes: At lease the chapters were short...Unfortunslly, he makes a lot of enemies in thew 31 chapters and skillfully smites them all! Oh, he also can kick an eidolon's ass. To add on to the horror, Fratley is more like Frato's cheering squad than a mentor/brother. And why the hell does everyone Frato doesn't like seem so evil?


( Introducing.. )

( ...and his evil twin, too. )

I'll probably do another sue report before the end of the day. But, if you want to give me a link to any Mary Sue of my fandom for me to report, you can.

When I say I had to force myself to read this, I mean it literally. I'm your typical good little Catholic girl, but please. Religion and Final Fantasy VIII do not mix.


Fanifction Title:My Angel ...
Final Fantasy Fandom: Final Fantasy VIII
Culprit Author's Name: Sefie Lynne tilmitt



Full Name (plus titles if any): Skye Heartilly
Full Species: Human and has a weird connection to angels.

Hair Color (include adjectives): Maroon, styled like Rinoa's.
Eye Color (include adjectives): Emerald
Clothing Description: he was wearing A black Nike shirt with faded cargo jeans and white sketchers.

Appearance: rather short, thin girl with maroon hair, emerald eyes, and a pale but pretty face dusted lightly with
freckles. She looked lost, confused, and cheerless..



Unusual Markings/Colorations: None/Not mentioned.
Special Possessions (if any): Not mentioned (or I just scrolled past it)
Special Virtue: Apparently high up there on the Going to Heaven list.
Special "Flaw": Um...none?
Annoying Origin: Not mentioned.

Annoying Connections Rinoa's sister.
Annoying Special Abilities: Being too damn persistant.
Other Annoying Traits: Has a mind connection with Rinoa.

Notes: The formatting was done very nicely, and either I didn't pick up any, or there were no spelling or grammar errors. Its a good concept, especially since Rinoa died of cancer. =D


( *Giggles* Do you believe in Angels? )

I won't have much time on my hands until a few weeks, so I won't be updating as much as I would like to.

That is all.

Christmas is a time when atheists, Christians, Muslims and people of all faiths come together to worship the miracle that is the birth of Santa.

With that said, here is a Mary Sue.

Fanifction Title:Are Fate and Destiny the same thing? Probably...
Final Fantasy Fandom: Final Fantasy VII
Culprit Author's Name: Viper113



Full Name (plus titles if any): Angel
Full Species:Probably human now, but she may be half-demon like the other entry.

Hair Color (include adjectives): Black with red highlights. However, Her shoulder length hair had always stayed the same even with all her tossing and turning. My guess it is always a total mess.
Eye Color (include adjectives): Violet. Ooohhh..black, red, and violet.what a lurvy match.
Clothing Description: a pair of black bell bottoms and a red and black sleeveless leather vest.
Appearance: She had midnightblack hair with red highlights. Her eyes were blue but they were contacts to hide her real color



Unusual Markings/Colorations: Probably her multi-colored hair.
Special Possessions (if any): A tiger/fox thing named Shadow she ripped off from Inuyahsha. Why can't Sues just give themselves a damn cat? She also daggers, materia, potion, and three different types of guns.
Special Virtue: Her fighting abilites, and the way to make Chaos (Vincent's final limit break) edgy.
Special "Flaw": Her parents were killed by Shin-Ra ='( Sooo sad. </sarcasm> Oh, and she has a um..voice/demon in her head.
Annoying Origin: Whenever Angel was born she was destined to fufill one of the Hallonian prophecies. The Protector. The one person that was light and dark. The one person who could use the elementals, wind, water, fire, earth, ice, and lighting. But there was one more thing to it. Whenever Angel lost control of her anger she would turn into something. It was good nor evil. The Black Angel or Nioko as Angel called her. It was the dark side of her but was controled by the light. She was cursed. Full of untapped power that could destroy anyone.

Annoying Connections The new member of AVALANCE and Vincent dreams about her.
Annoying Special Abilities: The whole orgin and figthing thing...
Other Annoying Traits: The ability to try to be a total badass.

Notes: Everyone is OOC, well maybe not Yuffie, but it is pretty darn close. Also, practically her whole family is mercinaries.



( She's baaack... )

I think 5,000 of my brain cells committed suicide while reading this.

Fanifction Title:The Fire in the Ashes
Final Fantasy Fandom: Final Fantasy VIII
Culprit Author's Name: Zanna Avons



Full Name (plus titles if any): Jaclyn a.k.a. Jac
Full Species(es): Half vampire.

Hair Color (include adjectives): shoulder length hair, which was black but had some bright orange highlights.
Eye Color (include adjectives): See above hair color. They are now making Holiday Mary Sues! With the first edition being the classic Halloween one since we all love Halloween!
Clothing Description: on a black leather jacket with flames on it over the shirt and pulled on her black boots and jumped up ready to go.
Appearance: She had on mostly black and she looked really gothic. And she had lots of eyeliner on and she was kinda pale. Like a vampire.


Unusual Markings/Colorations: Her "canine" teeth
Special Possessions (if any): Motorcycle
Special Virtue: An amateur "musician," and all the "good" things about vampires.
Special "Flaw": She has a super temper.

Annoying Origin: The day before she was born, her mother was attacked {by a vampire} and somehow, she became a half-vampire
Annoying Connections They are schoolmates.
Annoying Special Abilities: Can play the guitar, violin, and penny whistle,(which she invented,) and posses vampire qualities.
Other Annoying Traits: Nice to everyone, and I mean it literally when I say everyone.

Notes: Not only does the author use hideous grammar, atrocious paragraphing, and god-awful characterization; she deprived the canon characters from the slightest bit of dignity they had. With that being said, I barely made it past the first chapter.


( Ph33r the perky vampire, goth, thing. )

Yet another person in charge of FF_Sues. ^^: I kept eveything the same because its a whole lot better than what I can do, and I'm just too lazy to change it.

Fanifction Title: The Angel and her Bird
Final Fantasy Fandom: Final Fantasy IX
Culprit Author's Name: Yuna

Full Name (plus titles if any): Angel Tenshi, the Japanese word for angel.
Full Species(es): Human(?), bird-lover, Angel (according to Kuja)

Hair Color (include adjectives): Not described
Eye Color (include adjectives): Not described
Clothing Description: Not described

Unusual Markings/Colorations: Not described
Special Possessions (if any): Kuja
Special Virtue To make Kuja fall in love with her.
Special "Flaw": Not described

Annoying Origin: Not described
Annoying Connections Kuja's "angel"
Annoying Special Abilities: The use of White Magic
Other Annoying Traits: Her bad poetry


( The angel wuvs her birdie... )

Once they go Sue, there is no going back!

Story Or Series Title: Final Fantasy 7: Advent Children
Final Fantasy Fandom: Some twisted version of Final Fantasy VII.
Culprit Author's Name: Viper113

Note: There could be more then one Sue! I'm going with the most prominante one.

Full Name (plus titles if any): Kimberely. Later, to strike fear in people's hearts, Viper! Use dear, your user named Sue is very frightening.
Full Species(es): demon from hell Human.

Hair Color (include adjectives): Black hair flew around her, forming a black halo...
Eye Color (include adjectives): Forest green... Long, dark eyelashes...
Clothing Description: A black choker was securely tied around her neck, black pants hugged her thighs, and black long sleeved t-shirt sheltered the scars that went along her arms. Aww, the pants like her thighs. Isn't that sweet.

Unusual Markings/Colorations: None that I notice yet.
Special Possessions (if any): Make's mention of a silver ring. Probably Vincent's manhood if I know this author's works, and I do.

Annoying Origin: Some pitiful fangirl's mind!
Annoying Connections: Sephiroth's daughter! Trust me sweetie, nobody is expecting you with anticipation. You are not the Advent Child!
Annoying Special Abilities: Ability to disappear in swirling darkness. And kill hundreds of soldiers in one swing of her sword! Nice, talent.
Other Annoying Traits: Joins AVALANCHE?

( Beware the inability to make a pargraph longer then two sentences. )

Hey everybody! Kingdom Hearts Sue's now has it's own community. Please feel free to go and check out khsues.

Story Or Series Title: By The Light Of The Deepening Dragon
Final Fantasy Fandom: Final Fantasy VII
Culprit Author's Name: Ranryukken-Rantekken

Full Name (plus titles if any): Naryu, but her real name is Blade Wolf
Full Species(es): Human/Wolf/Dragon/Ancient something along those lines.

Hair Color (include adjectives): As a child: bright, sea-green. As an adult completely white.
Eye Color (include adjectives): As a child: pink As an adult: piercingly red eyes. That is one ugly Sue.
Clothing Description: Doesn't say.

Unusual Markings/Colorations: Eight silver tails. Also silver ears.
Special Possessions (if any): None mentioned.

Annoying Origin: While Aerith was the last Ancient... she's the last unknown Ancient?
Annoying Connections Avalanche goes plume crazy trying to find her. Apparently, she hooks up with Cloud. Yeah, didn't see that one coming.
Annoying Special Abilities: Can transform into a wolf then a dragon. Can here the cries of the Planet. Is a strange dragon Ancient.
Other Annoying Traits: Ability to take on three, count em three, Weapon's and survive. So angsty she make's Vincent look cheerful.

( The angsty sue transforms )

( Sephiroth's mind blowing kiss )

Back from vacation! And I bet you thought I was dead.

Story Or Series Title: Trapped in an Avalanche
Final Fantasy Fandom: Final Fantasy VII
Culprit Author's Name: LahnnaMarie

Full Name (plus titles if any): She's heavenly, she's the beautiful Urania.
Full Species(es): Greek muse of astronomy turned Mary Sue *coughwhorecough*. Nothing is safe anymore.

Hair Color (include adjectives): locks of curly hair down past her shoulders, splashes of blue and green throughout her whole body, even her already colorful dark auburn hair. I have one word... Wha?
Eye Color (include adjectives): Blue crystal eyes.
Clothing Description: Light blue skirt and a pale green shirt. Which apparently make's her not a whore.

Unusual Markings/Colorations: Green and blue tips on auburn hair.
Special Possessions (if any): Reno...

Annoying Origin: Greek mythology?
Annoying Connections: Reno loves her. Avalanche welcomes her into the group.
Annoying Special Abilities: Ability to confuse the hell outta me, is that special?
Other Annoying Traits: There is hope... she dies.

( Urania AKA not a whore! )

( Aerith remembers Urania checking out her rod )

Featuring the banana wearing Stu!

Story Or Series Title: Final Fantasy X4 Now was that clever or what? Forget Final Fantasy X3! We want 4!
Final Fantasy Fandom: Final Fantasy X
Culprit Author's Name: Sasuke Yuski

Full Name (plus titles if any): Ray
Full Species(es): A Saiyan? For the love of sanity, a saiyan?!?

Hair Color (include adjectives): Dirty blonde hair.
Eye Color (include adjectives): Just blue.
Clothing Description: banana around his head but was wrapped around his head in an odd way as if he was hiding something...He was also wearing armour pads on his shoulders and baggy black pants. Really he was all wearing black. Banana's must be a new trend. I wonder if he was all wearing banana's.

Unusual Markings/Colorations: None specified.
Special Possessions (if any): A pretty sword he called the Heaven sword. Nobody know's why, nobody bothered to ask.

Annoying Origin: DBZ reject?
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Doesn't specify yet.
Annoying Special Abilities: Apparently, he's cruel when he talks.
Other Annoying Traits: Ability to make a banana look fashionable?

( So far, pretty short. )

*throws back the curtains* Dusty. *coughs*

Welcome back to Final Fantasy Sues! Under new management. I may change the form to fit the Final Fantasy world. But right now, I'll stick with the original version.

Story Or Series Title: I'll Be With You
Final Fantasy Fandom: Final Fantasy VII
Culprit Author's Name: Viper113

Full Name (plus titles if any): Angel. If it got anymore original... Wait, these are Mary Sues.
Full Species(es): Half-Demon. A half-demon named Angel. *snerks* The originality just keeps flowing.

Hair Color (include adjectives): Her black and red hair Red tipped to my knowledge. I'm running out of originality comments.
Eye Color (include adjectives): Mary Sue eye colors come in two shades. Violet and off violet. This one is violet.
Clothing Description: A black trench coat. A sleeveless black t-shirt with the logo "Black Hawks" written in white on the back. Apparently, she wears no plants! Such a rebel.

Unusual Markings/Colorations: Just the standard Mary Sue strange eye and hair color.
Special Possessions (if any): A hubrid named Nioko. Uh... hubrid?

Annoying Origin: The twisted mind of some authoress.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Get's to fight alongside AVALANCHE and kill Sephiroth. Vincent's Dark Angel and his her.
Annoying Special Abilities: Ability to change Vincent into a sappy love slave.
Other Annoying Traits: Has a happy hubrid.

Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:

( Vincent pines for lost loves )

Hello all and welcome. Yes, this is yet another of those darn Sue journals… ^_^


Fandom: FFVIII. I think I could do a Sue a day on FFVIII alone.
Author: Rinny Leonhart/Rikku
Title: Irvine’s Angel : http://fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=586621

Name: Greta McCartney
Species: Human. I hope.
Clothing: Not mentioned. SeeD uniform, I assume.
Appearance: “she was about the same hight as Quistis” “hazel eyes” “long wavey auburn hair. It was so shinney and beautiful.” Yes, shinney.

Annoying Connections to Canon: Irvine apparently falls in love with her. Not too bad, considering.
Annoying backstory: Ready for this? She’s Paul McCartney’s daughter. Yes, the Beatle. Her mom was a southerner and her dad was British, they moved to the south. I wonder if the author knows ‘south’ in FFVIII is pretty much Cetra? *ponders*
Annoying possessions: “"You see that gem, I shoot lazers out of it.”” ‘nuff said.
Annoying special abilities: plays guitar and piano, sings. Played Beethoven on the piano at four.

Parting Words: Squall smiles and acts informally to her. Nothing new, but annoying nevertheless.


She ish sooo pretty! And that other girl’s hyper again. *yawns*
( Read more... )
Look, my history makes no sense within this world! Whee!
( Read more... )

Not too bad, I admit. More wince and sigh than eye-spork. But still… McCartney? All in all, more mildly sue-ish than rampantly sue-ish.

BTW, the lj-cuts keep messing up the text. How do you do those again?